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sunnuntai 13. maaliskuuta 2011

Trolling with elegance




During my time as a masterful troll I've run into a problem: Some peeps just cant troll. They blow your cover, they are over enthusiastic, they don't act as planned.

I have complied a small set of principles by which you can become a better troll.

Rule #1 of internet trolling with elegance: Don't break your character by excessive use of smileys and insulting vocabulary.

Rule #2 of internet trolling with elegance: Act oblivious of the obvious and always blame ebaumsworld.com

Rule #3 of internet trolling with elegance: Never write anything you wouldn't belive your self.

Rule #4 of internet trolling with elegance: How to win any debate

Rule #5 of internet trolling with elegance: Use your wit to the full extent of it.

Rule #6 of internet trolling with elegance: Always take the plan into account.

Rule #7 of internet trolling with elegance: Other rules may also apply.

Rule #8 of internet trolling with elegance: ????

Rule #9 of internet trolling with elegance: Profit.

By following these simple steps you may very well become the least annoying of your fellow trolls.

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