Here's some thoughts on the newfaggotry of our dear newfags.
Trolling with elegance has always been a big part of my past time hobbies. In fact I don't only consider it as a hobby. It's almost a lifestyle, for me at least.
I'm very much surprised by the amount of trolls out there nowadays. So it's great to see that this intellectual pursuit on exploiting other peoples falsified beliefs and making them attack them selves is gaining a foothold amongst our fellow trolls.
As expressed by the words of one great man:
"It's not so much about basking in the glory of a successful troll, but a self inflated source of personal relief, a source of power we all trolls can be proud of, while glorifying our intelligence to the divine height it deserves and as it truthfully commits to our hive minded collective consciousness."
I approve of this message.
perjantai 9. joulukuuta 2011
maanantai 14. maaliskuuta 2011
Remember her? Yes, we are talking about Rebecca Black. That pitiful excuse for a human being. Her Facebook page apparently got hacked/raided (this is what they say) but I think there is something more behind it... (read: *wink, wink*)
Anyways there is a new page floating around the web. One with way more interesting content than the one I mentioned earlier. Go check it out!
Lähettänyt Daryl klo 16.03
sunnuntai 13. maaliskuuta 2011
During my time as a masterful troll I've run into a problem: Some peeps just cant troll. They blow your cover, they are over enthusiastic, they don't act as planned.
I have complied a small set of principles by which you can become a better troll.
Rule #1 of internet trolling with elegance: Don't break your character by excessive use of smileys and insulting vocabulary.
Rule #2 of internet trolling with elegance: Act oblivious of the obvious and always blame ebaumsworld.com
Rule #3 of internet trolling with elegance: Never write anything you wouldn't belive your self.
Rule #4 of internet trolling with elegance: How to win any debate
Rule #5 of internet trolling with elegance: Use your wit to the full extent of it.
Rule #6 of internet trolling with elegance: Always take the plan into account.
Rule #7 of internet trolling with elegance: Other rules may also apply.
Rule #8 of internet trolling with elegance: ????
Rule #9 of internet trolling with elegance: Profit.
By following these simple steps you may very well become the least annoying of your fellow trolls.
Lähettänyt Daryl klo 14.09